My invisible plane is in the shop.


millennialau:

Reporting of incident where this man fucking forcibly ran into @bdoulaoblongata with his walker while saying he is Darren Wilson. Protestors were protesting this location because owner stopped allowing black patrons to enter, only white patrons and pulled a gun out on protestors.

Video clips of him allowing white patrons only and locking door to come.

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— 2 days ago with 16311 notes

cadenzaaaa:

this is my favorite vine ever

YAY!

— 3 weeks ago with 197827 notes

goddamnitobama:

So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can have the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and then i went back in

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i love myself

Because YES

— 3 weeks ago with 302621 notes

xshiromorix:

Just a reminder:

When Prophet Muhammad (sallallahu alayhi wasallam) was travelling on the road with his cousin, Al-Fadl ibn Abbas, a woman stopped him to ask him a question.  The woman was very beautiful, and Al-Fadl couldn’t help but stare at her.

Seeing this, Prophet Muhammad reached out his hand and turned his cousin’s face away.

He didn’t tell the woman to cover her face.

He didn’t tell her to change her clothing.

He didn’t tell her that her appearance was too tempting or indecent.

He averted his cousin’s impolite stare.

— 3 weeks ago with 178259 notes
kittymudface:

uh-knee-ka:

conflictingheart:

THE CAT ASKS FOR FOOD
It politely taps him on the arm and then uses its little kitty paws to show that it would like some food
These adorable little creatues are just so intelligent and so utterly cute <3

and it looked like it nodded too :3 too cute!

It gets better— the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

kittymudface:

uh-knee-ka:

conflictingheart:

THE CAT ASKS FOR FOOD

It politely taps him on the arm and then uses its little kitty paws to show that it would like some food

These adorable little creatues are just so intelligent and so utterly cute <3

and it looked like it nodded too :3 too cute!

It gets better— the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

(Source: needsmoarcat, via misformazing)

— 9 months ago with 671547 notes
modellesbians:

exanimatio:

croowley:

That man you see there, he is a 92 year old veteran from Norway, who was tortured by the nazis during world war II. The upper picture is the picture of the “BOY London” logo, that’s so popular now days.Then, on the picture under, is a known symbol that was used under by the nazis in World War II. Now you can all think of what you’re really wearing.

finally someone made a post about it, everyone’s running around with the Third Reich Eagle on their chests

FINALLY.

modellesbians:

exanimatio:

croowley:

That man you see there, he is a 92 year old veteran from Norway, who was tortured by the nazis during world war II. 
The upper picture is the picture of the “BOY London” logo, that’s so popular now days.
Then, on the picture under, is a known symbol that was used under by the nazis in World War II. 
Now you can all think of what you’re really wearing.

finally someone made a post about it, everyone’s running around with the Third Reich Eagle on their chests

FINALLY.

(Source: croowley, via continueplease)

— 10 months ago with 273306 notes

90skindofworld:

Carlton dropping some real sh*t

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— 1 year ago with 215259 notes
"To all the girls whose thighs touch, with stretchmarks laid like gold across their backside, with bellies too full for any inadequate hands, thank goddess for your abundance."
Kim Crosby (via dragon-woman)

(Source: facebook.com, via luvyourselfsomeesteem)

— 1 year ago with 20943 notes
death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

— 1 year ago with 98399 notes
death-by-lulz:

ludicrouspeed:
I ordered a pizza and asked them to tell me I’m pretty

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

death-by-lulz:

ludicrouspeed:

I ordered a pizza and asked them to tell me I’m pretty

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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— 1 year ago with 157633 notes